"Excuse me, One could not but help ones self in gazing upon such a beauty...May I request you divine presence at Dinner?" Yhhhhh right more like
"Ello gorgeous how you doing, how about we go get some popcorn and watch Jason Statham shoot a bunch of people?"Ladys and Gentlemen, players and Star Trek superfans. Welcome to my Blog, written to give dating advice from two points of view. The first, the charming pompous guy that pisses you off at work or at school, you know who I mean, Charles Finchley that prick that complements every aspect of the women in the common room. The second is the childish yet confident Joker guy that all ways says "hey...plenty more fish in the sea".
Now, you may think this is weird and what the hell am I talking about, but guys these two important characters are to represent the elements women find most attractive in a man no matter how rich or ripped he is. Take it from me, a combination of the two. I discovered this at University doing my Psychology Thesis on Male and Female attractions.
If you are a shy person or good with the ladies this may interest you, as it is FREE relationship/dating/meeting advice, consider me as your friend, pen pal, dating guru or personal gigolo whatever tickles your fancy. I personally promise to boost you relationship and sexual confidence and also give you personal advice, like what to wear when taking out that fine Portuguese woman from the salsa class.
So what makes me think I can give out advice...that is up to you to decide I am just your average Joe that has developed super high confidence and been on tons of dates because of my way of thinking. So I though I would share my secretes and findings in this friendly, non-formal, non-sign-up-to-this-bullshit way.
Back to what I was saying, there are two types of personalities most effective in boosting confidence and self image. The Prince Charming character is one which you are practically gay in a classy manly way. Such as when you see a woman you have lusted after for ages, you complement her new hair style then add another complement to it. Like "Love your hair, curls really suit you they complement you lovely green eyes". Women love a guy who notices anything and everything about them, from shoes to nails. This means you will never have anything to run of saying, so you can cancel that "what am I going to say to her" voice out of your head. I will elaborate more on this in my next post.
HOWEVER, every woman is different so you have to adapt to with a different personality. This leads me to the Joker character.
The "Joker" character, is the funny guy that gets all the ladies with the "I-dont-give-a-dam" persona. For example this person would say something as stupid as "Hey I saw you the other day then went to Sell the Gold from my Filling to take you out...I promised my dentist I would be back after our date Now we dont want to let him down do we". Sounds funny but I bet you she has never herd that one before. This personality can be used to mask a shy or nervous personality, Believe it I studied it. Like in poker you bluff even if you have crappy cards, risky but effective.
Let me give you an example. I have known a super sexyyy girl for 2 weeks at my work place, she gets chatted up all day long by the "Prince Charming White Shiny Teeth" guys. I acted like I did not care, then one day saw her banging and hitting the photocopier because it did not work. I went over and said "If that is how you treat things that stop working then we wont have to worry about bruising those pretty little hands on our date" She laughed and said "what date"..."the date we are going to have in 15mins for lunch after I get this machine to work"...I then bent over and switched the plug off and on, the copier started to work she smiled we went for lunch made her laugh some more...happy days.So Prince Charming 0 Joker 1....But lets see what happens on my next date I will let you guys know which character I will use.
